New Character Customization Features Coming!

ESO's Facebook page has announced some groundbreaking new character customization capabilities coming soon!  This is so amazingly groundbreaking that it's almost *cough* unreal.

That's a little over the top in my ever to be humble opinion. "I've spent 5 hours on my characters liver". Geesh, really?

Finally!!! I've always imagined Nidircc with six fingers, but only three toes. Now It's possible. I also plan to remove my stomach, liver, kidneys, and all intestine since eating is not required in ESO. I think i'll use the extra space for extra brains to increase my max magica. That said by far the best aspect of this is the capability to use my extensive knowledge of protein folding to increase by characters base disease resistance. Thanks Zenimax! This makes the lighting issues almost acceptable.

LOL POOKHA!!! You just made my day a little bit brighter!

I agree its a bit over the top, but i love the idea, its innovative and revolutionary to character creation, and furthermore you dont have to spend time on it if you dont want to and choice is always a plus in my opinion, i honestly thought this post was regarding dyes and tabards and the like... im pretty stunned at what theyre working on.

Thank you, you have made my day folks! Now to get to work on that dang digestive ulcer.....

So that must be a joke, surely? Isn't "The Onion" all about satire?

What? With Pookha's response there was absolutely no sarcasm at all...

Hehe, touche' Alana

There's a lighting issue?  I know that they mucked up the sound, somehow with the last patch.  I'm assuming that they updated/altered some of their DirectX libraries, but my audio just doesn't have that punch to it anymore.  

Prior to that patch, horse gallops sounded like thunder, was awesome hearing a squad of us thundering across the hills in AvA and Dolmens sounded like Harleys.  Now its all muffled and not as sharp.  :(