Ch 40 A Hop, A Skip, And A Very Big Jump In Phase 2, Or, Jump Varder, Jump!
By: Squishyarch
When last we saw our intrepid adventurers they were celebrating their victory over the Fire Lord. However, the censors we not amused with some of the...shall we say, shenanigans, of the height impaired. I don't care how long her beard was, your mother would NOT approve!
Having survived the morning after, our adventuring crew, and their willing pawns, now ventured into the heart of a stank, stinking swamp to steal. er, rescue much wanted loots from the dirty dragon Onyxia. Our crew once again ventured through the trash and quickly faced her reptilian foe. The entire raid rushed in, and quickly set to work. Unfortunately, you get what you pay for, and in this case, our heroes only paid for pain. The melee started off to the races, catching agro and turning the dragon into the healers and casters. Oh the dwarfmanity! Bodies flying in all directions, corpses *elevator music begins to play...* "whelps on the left and right, they're all around me!" *elevator music resumes...tanks are down, wait Varder has her....did she just punt the dwarf? Can you do that? Someone call HR. *elevator music continues...
Tune in next week when we return to the Fire Lords pit to score more phat loots, and hopefully venture back into the swamp for a better outcome in Ch 41, A Leap Through the Lava!