STORE UV AH DRUKEN ERO

By: Delphian

After the haze had first lifted from my eyes, I found, well, this place, to be alight with color life and water. there is lots of water in my drinking doohikee. Anyway, We irreproachaboled the first boss with trepidation and fret. Stealthlyiness would be are only hope. The gods new this rabble behind me couldn't kill a squirrel. Even if you lit one on fire to make it easier. Even with a net! These fools had no proper educasion. My arrows would be enough. Now I will continue the recounting of the story at the dungeon with the group against the mobs.

I kill the first boss.

I kill the second boss, but had to save a few group mates who drove the beast mad when I paused a moment to care for a hangnail.

I kill the third boss.

I kill the third boss. Again. Just for fun and on a bet from one of the grunts who has no educasion. We raised him up. I killed him down.

I kill the fifth boss.

It was a good time. We shared stories, swapped wives tales! All congradulated me for my ability to rapidly fire arrows while applying a touch of eye makeup. They would have gone on and on, but I had to stop this. It was only proper at this point. I admonished them for their unrestrained admiration of me and in such a public place. No, next time Soulfestia must bring a small tent.

WE WIN. BOSS DIE. AMEN!