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Chapter 38, Lava IS Hot, Or How BearBear Learned To Dance

By: Squishyarch

When last we saw our band of intrepid adventurers they were punted out of the Fire Lord's pit with a mighty sweep of his hammer. Not being smarter than the average bear, Aylune organized another attempt to take the Fire Lord's Majordomo's fancy ring. Who said a girl couldn't look good while covered in the blood of her enemies!

Wearing his fancy new duds, and swinging his pointy new stick, the Valiant Varder waded back into the cave, laughing in the face of impending doom. Blazing Elementals, hulking giants, baying core hounds and cackling imps all fell prey to his taunts, while the Brave and Fierce BT (the true hero of our tale) showed the worth of fang and claw. The bears threw heals, the hunter shot bolts, and the mage made 'water' (that gnome can drink!). It seemed our leader led better this week, as boss after fiery boss fell to our heroes, and the willing fools who journeyed with them. Even the Fire Lord's Majordomo fell easily to our heroes. He hid his ring too well to be found, but the hunter was distracted by the shiny leaf he dropped, so not all was lost!

Finally, the ragged band surrounded the Fire Lord. Not once, Not twice, but thrice did our band of heroes, and their band of merry fools, surround the Fire Lord in his own lair. All Seemed lost, when the hard drinking gnome accepted Bearbear's battlerez. He knows that the value of a 30 minute cooldown! Rising from his resting pose, but not too far (he is only a gnome) Elmunster slung a flurry of frost bolts at the Fire Lord! In a last show of punk-a-tude, the Fire Lord swept both the flammable bear (who's fur does burn!) and our heroic little mage into the lava. Alas, the Fire Lord fell to the frost, and our heroes were able to drag themselves out of the pit and dance the hot foot, I mean, stop drop and roll the fire out!

Tune in next time when our heroic tank learns that dwarves can't reach flying dragons when they fly in Chapter 40, A hop, a skip, and a very big jump in phase 2!

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