Gookie Greed Leads To TPK
By: Kalla
First Dungeon in WoW Classic, the Deadmines. We ventured forth, four, adrenaline junkies of Gaiscioch along with a bald tough mercenary we found along the way. Traversing the dungeons like the goonies of old we found a ship hidden within a mountain. We slew the Captain (eventually) and succumbed to our greed and tried to steal the pirate Cookie. However One-Eyed Willie, er I mean Captain Greenskin must be allowed his share and so we found ourselves defeated by the Mighty Murloc. Broken and battered we fled the mines for the time being. - Grandad, your senile demon summoner.