Abused Rabbits, Found Out Murder Was Illegal
By: WilliamBrandis
So I was so poor I didn't even have the waypoints for this. Kitty felt real bad for me because I'm bad at games and followed me around while everyone else is flying around on their cosmic rabbits and space ships. Meanwhile I had a stupid rabbit. Anyways eventually I get to the fights and there are so many colors going on it is like someone threw a bag of skittles into an explosion. I really didn't have any idea of what was going on but I was playing a LazyWar so it was fine - just hit 2 and sometimes F1, profit. I got a ton of loot most of which I have no idea what it is for, also a lot of blues which I think stopped mattering at around level 12.
It was fun though Mika did a good job for bad players like me and made sure we got all the waypoints and didn't just fly over everything. So lots of fun and murder (which we found out was illegal).