How to cook a turkey.
step 1. Buy a turkey.
step 2. Have a glass of wine.
step 3. Stuff turkey.
step 4. Have a glass of wine.
step 5. Put turkey in the oven.
step 6. Relax have a glass of wine.
step 7. Turk the basty.
step 8. Wine of glass another get.
step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer.
step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine.
step 11. Bake the wine for four hours.
step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey.
step 13. Tet the sable.
step 14. Grab another worttle of bine.
step 15. Turk the carvey.